Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Take Puerto Rico...

...Henny Youngman drum roll - "Please!" My brite idea of the day:

They were all made citizens in 1917, we should make them the 51st state. But, we can't have a spanish-speaking state. So we make an offer they cannot refuse. In ten years, if they make English their official state language (all government functions in English) they become a state. If not, we give them to... Cuba! They will be jabbering like Hoosiers in a week.

Note, as the days turn into weeks, then months, w/o another brite idea from me, I will try to update that qualification approproately.

1 comment:

UruYankee said...

You are not so wrong!!! I kinda think it it's brilliant.